Whos'da fall down?

"Did you do that? It shouldn't go outside. No more electric cords. What happens if it 'splodes?"

(*knocks Keegan's tennis ball off the bed*)

"Ooooh! Whos'da fall down? It was a monster."

Vruh

"Vruh vruh vruh vruh."

He's Fat

"This little boy is taking up smo-uch space. He's not little, he's fat."

More dog dreams. He's nowhere near her though.

Keegan the Baby

"Oh no! I knocked him over. I knocked over da da da thing. I knocked over the baby. I knocked over the Keegan the baby."

A true accounting of what happened. She rolled over and knocked my dog over. Funny hearing her try to compute that while sleeping.

Knocking

"Is that a knocking?

It was the humidifier making water cooler like bubbling noises.

Pat Sajak

"You never see spat bat... huhhhh... Pat Sajak. You never see him do anything else."

This was a few minutes after we had a discussion about who would be a good replacement host for Dick Clark and Ed McMahon if they did a new version of TV's Bloopers an Practical Jokes. Think she was asleep during most of that talk as well.

Rick Steves

"I was watching Rick Steves. He was making me fall asleep with his voice. He was driving down, stripping down."

She fell asleep on the sofa watching Rick Steves' travel show. Wasn't sure if she was sleeptalking until she got to the stripping part.

Clothes On

"(unintelligible) my clothes on, my clothes on, my clothes on."

She said a lot of stuff really quick before that but none made of it any sense.

Coil Flowers

"Did you make a whole bunch of coil flowers and put them on your Christmas thingamajiggy? Hmmm?"

Sounds like some sort of crafting dream.