Thursday, December 29, 2011

Nose

"Hmm. Kevin, my nose is better. Hmm. I can breeve frew my nose! Hmmph."

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Buddy

(Little kid voice) "What'ya trying' to do there, buddy?"

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Pepperonis

"Oh boy, it's... it's... pepperonis. Mmm hmm."

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Mustache

"Mister baby Keegan. He's takin' too much space. He has his mustache."

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Teddy

"Noo! Where's my, where's my teddy, where's my teddy, my teddy be...where's my bumblebee?"
She realized I had thrown her bumblebee Pillow Pet on the floor.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Inside The House

"Too bright for youuuu... inside the house, inside the house, inside the house."

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Are You Hot?

Becky: "Are you hot?"
Me: "Naw."
Becky: "OH NO!"

Friday, September 9, 2011

Sweaty

"What's this? Ohh. So sweaty."

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Neon Signs

"Why's it so neon? ...Las Vegas. Do they still make neon signs Kevin? I don't think so."

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Sleepin' Out There

"I was sleepin' out there... outside... in the window... oh, a headache in the trees."

That last part with the headache could be off. She was shuffling around too much to hear her clearly.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Forgot

"I forgot I was tryin' to stay sleeping."

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Rowboat

"Why are you way over there? Why aren't you in the rowboat?"

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Rainbow Brite

"Kevin, is that you? That's soooo bright. Rainbow Brite... double Rainbow Brite!"

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Whoa

"Whoaaaaa, when did that happen? Hmm?"

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Glucky Charms

"Crunchberries. Crunchberries? Umm, I dont know what they're called. Glucky Charms. Did you eat them?"

Masksisis

Becky: "Kevin?"
Me: "Yeah"
Becky: "Is the light on?"
Me: "No"
Becky: "Is it snowin' now?"
Me: "No"
Becky: "I think I need to buy some ice... 'cause that doesn't make any sense."
(a minute later)
Becky: "Why's it so bright in here!? I need one of those masks that you wear when you sleep. I don't like that word. 'Cause it's too long... Masksisis..."

Sunday, March 27, 2011

He fell in.

"I lost it. I lost da da dog. He was diggin' a hole to China... and he fell in."

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Dahdingus Bright!

"Uh dahdingus bright. Aww, Mailder."

Translation: "Ugh, that thing is bright! Aww, Mulder."

The 'thing' is my iPhone. Mulder is the big golden retriever we're dog-sitting that decided to sleep on top of her.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

It Makes it all Snowy

"I miss the snow. I like the snow. It makes it all snowy. It does. It makes it all white and fluffy."

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Like a Tiger

"It's like a tiger. I don't know what a tiger is. Some kinda animal. Like a zeezra."

I guess she meant 'zebra'?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Face is not in.

"My face is it... it's... it's not in."

Then I turned on my iPhone to write this and got:

"It's so bright! It's sunny-side up!"

Bothered by the light she went to flip over and bonked her head on my elbow. Still asleep, she asked who did that. I blamed the dog. She said that couldn't be because "he's a soft marshmallow".

This came a little later.
"It's cold outside in here."

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Stuff and stuff.

"It's snowing inside. With the tissues. And stuff and stuff. Need a scarf. Need to go shopping. Dont have anything."

She said a bunch of stuff real fast into her pillow again. Missed most of it.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

So Damaged

"Why's that always so... so... damaged?"

She's talking up a storm tonight. Most of it is being muffled by her pillow. Oh wait! Now she's singing about plants I think.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Little Barkies

"I can hear the little barkies I heard."
Becky's response to Keegan's nightmare induced whimpering.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Did you call?

"Did you call? Did you do? With the ice cream. Is it over? Oh no. It's so crooked. Oh Keegan."

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Is He Dere?

"Is he dere? Is he down dere? Is he next to you?

This is the first thing I've heard her say in awhile. We've been going to bed at different times.