Glucky Charms

"Crunchberries. Crunchberries? Umm, I dont know what they're called. Glucky Charms. Did you eat them?"

Masksisis

Becky: "Kevin?"
Me: "Yeah"
Becky: "Is the light on?"
Me: "No"
Becky: "Is it snowin' now?"
Me: "No"
Becky: "I think I need to buy some ice... 'cause that doesn't make any sense."
(a minute later)
Becky: "Why's it so bright in here!? I need one of those masks that you wear when you sleep. I don't like that word. 'Cause it's too long... Masksisis..."

He fell in.

"I lost it. I lost da da dog. He was diggin' a hole to China... and he fell in."

Dahdingus Bright!

"Uh dahdingus bright. Aww, Mailder."

Translation: "Ugh, that thing is bright! Aww, Mulder."

The 'thing' is my iPhone. Mulder is the big golden retriever we're dog-sitting that decided to sleep on top of her.

It Makes it all Snowy

"I miss the snow. I like the snow. It makes it all snowy. It does. It makes it all white and fluffy."

Like a Tiger

"It's like a tiger. I don't know what a tiger is. Some kinda animal. Like a zeezra."

I guess she meant 'zebra'?

Face is not in.

"My face is it... it's... it's not in."

Then I turned on my iPhone to write this and got:

"It's so bright! It's sunny-side up!"

Bothered by the light she went to flip over and bonked her head on my elbow. Still asleep, she asked who did that. I blamed the dog. She said that couldn't be because "he's a soft marshmallow".

This came a little later.

"It's cold outside in here."