Cheesecake

"Kevin, don't make the cheesecake. Don't make the cheesecake, Kevin! Awwww. Awwww."

Too much money?

"Is too much money, Kevin? Is it too much money? Oh, we have a Groupon?! Yayyyyy!"

Rumbler

"Oh, I can hear the rumbler".

Becky's response to thunderstorm.

Tomorrow

"Is it... is it... is it... tomorrow? B b b b buh brrrrrrr!"

Angel Star

"Are you there? What happened to the angel star?"

Cookie

"Ooooh... I need a cookie."

Chocolate

"Where's chocolate?"

Scared Me

"You scared me... 'cause I thought you were a bureau."

Bribating

"I'us lyin' in bed and this sone is bribating."

Camera Stuff

"What happens if you do that? Strap a camera to a bulldozer. And... and... do camera stuff. What happens if you do that? I think your brother would know. He does camera stuff. OW! My boobies! Don't touch my boobies!"

Keegan's Girlfriend

"What happened to Keegan's girlfriend? The dogs outside. Oh boy."

Hope the Milk is Fesh

Becky "I hope the milk is fresh! Did you buy milk?" Me: "No" Becky: "Awwwww" (sad)

Billion

"What's after a billon? Is that far away?"

Pinball

"Stop pinball bouncy."

Tent

"YUUUH, it's a tent! There's stuff in there... What happened to the tent?!"

Where's 'ya goin'?

Becky: "Where's 'ya goin' all this time? Where's 'ya goin' all this time?"

Me: "I just went to pee."

Becky: "WHO?!"

Jesus Christ!

"Jesus Christ, it's loud in here!"

Becky's reaction to my sneeze.

The Middle

"I have to sleep in the middle. 'Cause it's warmer? Like a hot dog... In the middle."